You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
