A laugh a day.It's not hard.Seriously.
You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
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#WTF?! One Kentucky Fried Chicken customer claims he was served a deep-fried rat. What... only one? Surely this can't be true. There has to be more customers... and more rats! We call foul. This kind of complaint is an insult to rats!