What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.
Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?
Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
