What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.
I asked my wife what she thought my two greatest assets were?
She said: "A closed mouth and an open wallet."
And that's when the fight started...
Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"
Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"
