What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.
The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.
The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."
If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.
Your lawyer will thank you.
