What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.
A guy was fishing when he caught a magical crocodile. The crocodile spoke: "I am a magical crocodile. If you let me go I will grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"
She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."
And that's when the fight started...
