What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
An old couple's sitting in the living room. The wife turns to her husband and says, "Let's go upstairs and fuck." He looks back and tells her, "I don't know if I can do both."
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
