What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?
Take them off next time.
Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."
Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."
