What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
A middle-aged guy goes to the proctologist for his yearly checkup. He strips down, and the doctor tells him to bend over.
The doctor puts his middle finger all the way up the guy's ass and says, "Is that uncomfortable?"
The guy says, "Not as long as I don't feel both of your hands on my back."
Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
Who cares!
Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
