What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
What do you call a guy who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you the flavor?
A smartass!
What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:
"To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."
