What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"
I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"
And that's when the fight started...
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
