What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
