What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?
No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.
