What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at five o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
And that's when the fight started...
What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
