You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.
No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.
And that's when the fight started...
I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
