You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.
He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"
Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."
Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
