You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
