What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"
Here's my observation about work and productivity:
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"
I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."
And that's when the fight started...
