What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
My girlfriend caught me drying my dick with the hair dryer. She asked: "What are you doing?"
Apparently "Heating up your dinner." wasn't the right answer.
