What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
