How's an old lady's twat like Australia?
Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.
Mom giving advice to her daughter: "If a boy touches your boobies say 'don't' and if he touches your pussy say 'stop.'
Daughter's reply: "oh mom, I already know that. And last night my boyfriend touched both so I said 'don’t stop!'
My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.
A guy woke up one day on Valentines day, he went to check the mail and saw there were no cards. He thought to himself, "Must be because there's no post on a Sunday..."
"Yeah, that's it...That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!"
