How's an old lady's twat like Australia?
Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
World population has become a big problem. Experts say every 4 seconds a woman gives birth to another baby.
Our problem? We have to find this woman and stop her.
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!