How's an old lady's twat like Australia?
Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.
