How's an old lady's twat like Australia?
Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
Two lawyers were leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one. "As soon as I walk in the door I'm going to rip my wife's panties off."
"I know the feeling." his partner says.
"No, I'm serious," says the first guy. "They're killing me."
