How's an old lady's twat like Australia?
Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."
So I bought her a scale.
And that's when the fight started...
