How's an old lady's twat like Australia?
Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.
What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?
Slow.
Old Dick Johnson sometimes has to re-think relationships.
Right now I think I'm spending way too much time with my girlfriend's family... I think her husband is getting suspicious.
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
