If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?
The swallow.
An accordion player and a banjo player are hired to play together on New Year's Eve.
At the end of the party, the guy who hired them says, "You guys were great. You want to play for me again next New Year's Eve?"
The banjo player says, "Sure. Can we leave our stuff?"
Grandpa always told me don’t watch your money watch your health. So one day, while I'm watching my health, someone stole my money.
It was grandpa.
You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?
You start getting clothes for Christmas.
