If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?
The swallow.
Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?
Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.
How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.
It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
