If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?
The swallow.
What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
What's the difference between medium and rare?
6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?"
"Well, at least you tried..."
And that's when the fight started...
