Smells Like A Good Time

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What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

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Put Her In Her Place

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

This Is What I Call It

If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?

A blowjob.

Tough Times Call For One Thing...

My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.

No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.

And that's when the fight started...