Smells Like A Good Time

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What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

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Make Sure It's Tight

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

This is No Bull

A guy and his wife are out for a drive in the country. They pass a field where they see a bull mount six cows in a row, one after the other. The wife remarks: "Too bad you can't perform like that."

The husband replies: "I could... if I get to change cows every time!"

And that's when the fight started...

Same Facts, Different Conclusion

Guy to his friend: "I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes & no clothes to wear."

Friend tells him: "I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."