The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
Why'd the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"
And that's when the fight started...
