The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
A female officer arrests a drunk. As she puts the cuffs on him she warns: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..."
Before she can finish the drunk shouts out: "Boobs"
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
