What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
