What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?
When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.
My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"
I said: "Because they want to."
And that's when the fight started...
What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
