What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"
She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."
And that's when the fight started...
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
