What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.
As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.
My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
