What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?