A Penis Enlarger That Really Works

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.

Three blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would've seen it...

You should never make jokes about vaginas...

Period.

I don't want to brag... but I have an incredible sex drive.

The one fat chick who'll screw me lives 100 miles away!