A Penis Enlarger That Really Works

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.

2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.

What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?

Call her a cab ... her job is done.

What's the difference between meat and chicken?

If you beat your chicken, it dies.