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My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.

What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?

Honica Lewinsky.

Little Johnny came home and told his mom he got kicked out of mathematics class. His mom asked "What happened."

Little Johnny told her: "The teacher asked me, 'What comes after 69?' Apparently 'mouthwash' was the wrong answer!"

What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?

Kit.