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My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

Gagged!

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.

A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.

The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.

The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."