Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"
The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
