Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
