Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"
The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."
What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
