Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Sex is just like air...
It's no big deal until you're not getting any.
