My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."
Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper
Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.
So I did - the middle one.
And that's when the fight started...
My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"
So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."
