A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin........and tonic. Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"