Education Pays | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 10 April 2017; Hits: 845

A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.

For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.

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Anne Arundel (Baltimore) County police officer bites man's testicles

#WTF?! This story really bites... and we have the balls to publish it! So how did this actually happen? An Anne Arundel County police officer faces an assault charge after he bit another man's testicles in a fight over a woman on Cinco de Mayo, according to charging documents released by police Wednesday.

Man Robs Bank Using Sex Toy Disguised As Bomb, Police Say

#WTF?! A man accused of using a bomb to rob a bank says it was just a vibrator wrapped in duct tape. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Gives new meaning to the phrase "This is a stick-up" doesn't it?

Chihuahua Drunk On Smirnoff Vodka Adds To His Owner's Criminal Woes

#WTF?! A drunk Chihuahua compounds its owner's criminal troubles. Talk about "hair of the dog that bit ya!" Thomas Bloedel, 44, was arrested Thursday after he was found to be drunk behind the wheel of his 2014 Subaru Outback. Bloedel slammed the SUV into a pole outside a suburban Pittsburgh home.