Education Pays

A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.

For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"

Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

My wife and I were discussing the news. I said: "What's the big deal about same-sex marriage?"

She said: "You're right. We've been married for years, and we keep having the same lousy sex."

And that's when the fight started...