Education Pays

A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.

For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.

A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.

He says, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

She says, "The living one."

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!