A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!