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Where To Get A Cheap Beer

Created: 24 November 2014
Hits: 2395

Guy walks in to a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says that'll be five bucks.

The guy is outraged. "Five bucks?" he says, "Why down the street the bar only charges a buck. And with every drink you get a lottery ticket to win free sex in the back."

The bartender looks at him and asks: "Did you ever win?" The guy says: "No... but my wife won three times."

A Military Question

Created: 22 November 2014
Hits: 2704

What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?

Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.

Rodeo Sex

Created: 20 November 2014
Hits: 2576

How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.

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