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Never Give Up The Search

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What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Who's My Real Dad?

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A son asks, "Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?"

"Well son, just take a look at your mother,".

"But Dad, she's not black either."

"I know, you idiot! She's a fucking whore!"

Is She A Slut Or A Bitch?

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The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.

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A Helping Hand

A priest is walking down the street and passes by a prostitute who yells out, "$20 for a handjob!"

He keeps walking but later he asks a nun, "What's a handjob?"

She replies, "20 bucks... same as in town."

A Musician

What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

The Secret is Out

A guy was complaining to his buddy: "Man, I had it all - money, a big house, a luxury car, and most of all the love of a beautiful woman. And then POOF... just like that it was gone!"

'What happened?' asked his friend.

"My wife found out..."