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High art... from a low place.

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

Do you know what 6.9 is?

A good thing screwed up by a period.

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What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

A string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry pal, we don't serve strings here."

So the string walks outside, ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back into the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

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