Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do women think about during sex? That depends...

The prostitute thinks: "That's all."

The nymphomaniac thinks: "That's all?"

The housewife thinks: "Beige...yes, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

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College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."

Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

Seizure Salad.

I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary, honey?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested: "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started...

Let's Think About Sex