Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
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A married couple thought they were way too interested in sex, so they decided to make love only in the months that had an "R" in them. This worked OK until they hit May, June, and July.
Finally, the husband came home from work onr night and asked his wife, "What month is it?"
She looked up at him and smiled, "Aurgust,"