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In Need of Repair

Created: 19 July 2015
Hits: 3047

Why are women like a storm door?

The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.

And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.

Nice Package

Created: 18 July 2015
Hits: 3766

What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

Did you see that one coming?

 

Making Love

Created: 14 July 2015
Hits: 4012

A married couple thought they were way too interested in sex, so they decided to make love only in the months that had an "R" in them. This worked OK until they hit May, June, and July.

Finally, the husband came home from work onr night and asked his wife, "What month is it?" 

She looked up at him and smiled, "Aurgust,"

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Not What She Was Hoping For

What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

The Happiest Man In The World

My wife and I were lying in bed last night. She gently leaned over and whispered: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world."

So I leaned over and whispered back: "I'm going to miss you."

And that's when the fight started...

All Roads Lead to the Bar

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.

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