Things Are Tough All Over

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?

A blowjob.