Things Are Tough All Over

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?

Honica Lewinsky.

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

Seizure Salad.