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Things Are Tough All Over

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Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

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Forgive Me For I Have Sinned

A 100-year-old man enters a Catholic confessional and admits "Father, last night I had sex with a couple of 18-year-old girls and it lasted for hours."

The priest sternly replies "That is a sin, I'm going to give you a penance."

The old man laughs "That won't be necessary father, I'm Jewish."

The father, confused, asks "Why are you telling me this?"

"I'm telling everyone!"

Never Drink And Drive

A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.
The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"
The guy says, "Yes, I have."
The cop says, "Please step out of the car."
The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"

Tastes Like Chicken

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.