What's the definition of trust?
Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar after an interfaith convention.
The Jew, bragging about his virility said, "I have four sons, one more and I’ll have a basketball team!"
The Catholic pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That’s nothing, I have 10 sons, one more and I’ll have a football team."
To which the Mormon replied, "You guys don't have a clue. I have 17 wives, one more and I’ll have a golf course!"
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.
Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard
