What's the definition of trust?
Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.
She asked why not?
"Cause the thief spends less than you do."
And that's when the fight started...
The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
