What's the definition of trust?
Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
My wife suggested we go to a marriage counselor to work on our relationship. I said sure. We get there and the therapist asks me to tell how I felt.
I said: "I knew right from the beginning our marriage wouldn't work. I'm an Aquarius and she's a cunt."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?
A virgin.
What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
