What's the definition of trust?
Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"
He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?
Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.
