What's the definition of trust?
Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"
I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"
And that's when the fight started...
How do you know if your wife's dead?
You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.
I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"
I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"
