What's the definition of trust?
Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.
Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.
And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!