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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

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Wife walks into the kitchen and finds her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asks. "Hunting flies," he tells her.

"Oh, kill any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," was his reply. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"

"Easy," he says. "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

Teacher: "What do you know about the Resurrection?"

Johnny: "If it lasts more than 4 hrs call your doctor."

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