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Get Your Nails Done Too

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I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

Have You Upgraded To 4K?

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At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

Things Have Gone Too Far

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What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

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What did one whore's knee say to the other?

Nothing... they never met.

Who's The Boss

Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.

Saturday morning they wake up and his wife tells him, "Boy, were you loaded last night. You insulted your boss for ten minutes straight. He finally fired you."

Harry says, "Fuck my boss."

She says, "I did. You go back to work Monday."

Will Help The Commute

Gal tells her friend, "I just read it's against the law to go topless in the New York subway."

Her friend says, "Thank God. It's bad enough when you catch your scarf in those doors."