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High art... from a low place.

I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

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What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.

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