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I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

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What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.

What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.

Until the librarian kicked me out.

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