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Romance Is Not Dead

Created: 12 June 2016
Hits: 2738

What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?

She’s got small tits.

Never Too Old

Created: 09 June 2016
Hits: 2588

Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons when a guy in a raincoat walks up and flashes them.

Two of them had a stroke. The third one's arms were too short.

Things Are Tough All Over

Created: 07 June 2016
Hits: 2482

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

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