At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
A new bride was embarrassed to be on her honeymoon. When she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the luggage!"
And that's when the fight started...