Have You Upgraded To 4K?

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.