Have You Upgraded To 4K?

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

Two gals were shopping at the supermarket. The first one grabs a good sized potato in each hand and says, "These remind me of my husband's balls."

Her friend looked impressed and replied, "That big, huh?"

"Nope," was the response, "That dirty."

What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?

A gang bang.

The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"