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: Created: 18 May 2016; Hits: 3100

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

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This Could Come In Handy

A guy's in his car with a girl and says, "How about a hand job?"

She says, "What do I have to do?"

He says, "Remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it? Just do that."

She grabs it and does it. A few minutes later, he starts screaming. She says, "What's wrong?"

He says, "Take your fucking thumb off the end."

More Than One Way To Please

The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

Just One Question

I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!