At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
It's the spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles under his eyes.
His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like you were supposed to?"
He says, "Hibernate? Shit! I thought you said masturbate!"
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?
A crack whore.