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Time To Do Some Lawn Work

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What's the best part of gardening?

Getting down and dirty with my hoes.

Now You'll Love Math Class

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Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.

And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!

Now That's A Mess

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I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

You've Heard It Before

A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and goes to look for help. Soon he comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers.

"Sir," says the salesman. "Could you help me? My car's broken down, and I need a place to stay for the night."

"Sure," says the farmer. "But I only have one bed, and my very, very ugly daughter sleeps there."

"Oh, crap," says the salesman. "I'm in the wrong fucking joke."