Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the best part of gardening?

Getting down and dirty with my hoes.

Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.

And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!

I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!

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Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:

"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."

You're welcome.

What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.

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