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Bad News And Bad News

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A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

What A Ride!

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Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"

Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."

What Just Happened?

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What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

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The One Thing Not To Do

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?

You don't look down.

You Meet The Nicest People At A Bar

A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and says, "Hello. I think I'd like to get to know you better. I'm 48 years old, I've been a Congressman for 10 years and I'm honest."

The girl says, "Nice to meet you. I'm 30 years old. I've been a hooker for 15 years and I'm a virgin."

Easy Solution

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.