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Liqour In The Front

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What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

The Harder They Suck...

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What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.

Do You Not Have Any Shame?

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So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?

He told me: "Because you're at a physical."

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Get In The Kitchen

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

To Know Which Way The Wind Blows

Husband and wife are fast asleep when the phone rings at two o'clock in the morning. The husband picks up the phone and says: "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weatherman?" Then he  slams the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks: "Who was that?" The husband replies: "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

It's Been Said

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"