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Liqour In The Front

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What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

The Harder They Suck...

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What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.

Do You Not Have Any Shame?

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So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?

He told me: "Because you're at a physical."

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Golf Lessons

A woman goes to the golf pro to take some lessons. Apparently she has a terrible drive and can't help slicing or hooking every shot. The pro watches her for a while then tells her: "Your problem is that you are gripping the club too tight. You need to grip the shaft it a little more gently. Try gripping the club just like you grip your husband at night under the sheets."

Bam. The next shot is straight down the fairway... but only about 15 yards.

The pro says: "Not bad... now... take the club out of your mouth and let's go for distance."

Big Ben

Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?

Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!

Recipe For Success

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.