Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 14 October 2016

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Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 16 May 2016

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What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 05 September 2015

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What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

A hundred dollar bill!

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 03 February 2015

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How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?

Piece of cake.