Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

This couple gets married. After several weeks of marital bliss the guy wants to show his wife just how much she means to him. So he has "I Love You" tattooed on his dick.

One month later the wife files for divorce. When the guy asks why, she tells him: "You keep putting words in my mouth."