Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 13 February 2016

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Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 10 November 2014

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What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 20 November 2015

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What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 26 March 2017

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This couple gets married. After several weeks of marital bliss the guy wants to show his wife just how much she means to him. So he has "I Love You" tattooed on his dick.

One month later the wife files for divorce. When the guy asks why, she tells him: "You keep putting words in my mouth."