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Soon Enough Young Man

Created: 28 August 2017
Hits: 2871

Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"

"Not yet, sweetie."

Recipe For Success

Created: 24 August 2017
Hits: 2738

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

You Know You've Done It

Created: 22 August 2017
Hits: 2605

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

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I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.

1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.

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