Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"

"Not yet, sweetie."

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

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Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:

"To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."

1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.

My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

Soon Enough Young Man