Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"
"Not yet, sweetie."
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4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.
2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.
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Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.