Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"

"Not yet, sweetie."

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

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Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!

I wonder what she's doing nowadays?

What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.

Darling.

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

Soon Enough Young Man