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Soon Enough Young Man

Created: 28 August 2017
Hits: 2587

Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"

"Not yet, sweetie."

Recipe For Success

Created: 24 August 2017
Hits: 2453

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

You Know You've Done It

Created: 22 August 2017
Hits: 2294

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

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Grandma Loves Playing the Slots

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.

No Pain? Game On!

Husband says to his wife, "Here's 2 aspirin & a glass of water for your headache."

"I don't have a headache." His wife tells him

"Good. Now strip. We're fucking."

A True Poet

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

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