Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 08 February 2017

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A guy drives into a tiny southern town and parks in front of the one building in town that's marked General Store. He gets out and spots an old guy sitting and rocking on the porch. He says to the old guy, "What a God-forsaken place. What do you people do around here?"

The old guy says, "We don't do nothin' but hunt 'n fuck." The stranger asks, "What do you hunt?"

The old guy says, "Somethin' to fuck."

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 08 July 2017

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Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 15 July 2016

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What do you have with two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 10 November 2016

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A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"

The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"