Dick Jokes


The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

A hundred dollar bill!

How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?

Piece of cake.