Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?

Ask your Mom.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Two women are stuck on one side of the boulevard as a parade passes through... complete with floats, a marching band, and hot air balloons.

One gal asks the other: "What's this all about?" Her friend tells her: "It's the gay pride parade."

The first gal replies: "Yeah. Well I suck dick and take it up the ass. Where's my fuckin' parade?"