Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around and yells: "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

The guy behind him says: "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.