What's Her Name? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 26 November 2016; Hits: 1732

What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?

A crack whore.

#jokes Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off? Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!

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Ohio Man Tried To Have Sex With A Red Van

#WTF?! Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van. One Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a man "pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report. Nothing like a big swingin' dick to make a cop's night!