What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?
A crack whore.
My wife and I were having a discussion about heaven. I told her she shouldn't worry 'cause she'll never get there. She asked: "How can you say that?"
I told her: "Because dragons never fly above 8,000 feet."
And that's when the fight started...
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.
