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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Teenager Arrested For Taking Selfies During Sex With Dog

Created: 25 June 2015
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#WTF?! A woman admitted to taking selfies as she had sex with her pit bull at her grandmother’s house, police said. Here we go again... Another doggie style story with a million possibilities for jokes that tell themselves.  

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Parents arrested after allegedly making daughter live in woods for eating Pop-Tart

Created: 10 July 2015
Hits: 3244

#WTF?! SC couple has been arrested for banishing their daughter to the woods for eating a Pop-Tart. Their main offense? Failing to provide her with breadcrumbs to leave a trail home.

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The Morning After Effect

I took this divorced broad I met in a bar back to my place the other night. The next morning I asked her, "Well, how was I?"

She said, "The truth? I wasn't too happy with the size of your organ."

So I told her, "Yeah? Well I didn't know I was going to be playing in a cathedral."

Lots Of Scarifies in Life

I told my wife I was so pleased she treated me like a God. She looked at me and asked, "What do you mean?"

I told her, "Every evening at dinner you give me a burnt offering."

And that's when the fight started...

This Is What I Call It

If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?

A blowjob.

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