What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
She just kinda lays there.
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?
Homeless.
My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."
And that's when the fight started...