What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
She just kinda lays there.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't cook... they eat out.
A third-grade teacher is getting to know her class on the first day of school. She turns to one little girl and asks, "So what does your daddy do?"
The little girl replies, "Whatever Mommy tells him to."
Two women are stuck on one side of the boulevard as a parade passes through... complete with floats, a marching band, and hot air balloons.
One gal asks the other: "What's this all about?" Her friend tells her: "It's the gay pride parade."
The first gal replies: "Yeah. Well I suck dick and take it up the ass. Where's my fuckin' parade?"
