What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
She just kinda lays there.
What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.
"Six-thirty."
If my son farts or has his hands down his pants, my wife smiles and says, “Like father, like son!”
Yesterday we caught him screwing the neighbor, but for some reason it wasn’t so funny when I said it.
