#WTF?! A woman admitted to taking selfies as she had sex with her pit bull at her grandmother’s house, police said. Here we go again... Another doggie style story with a million possibilities for jokes that tell themselves.  

She's from Florida, so no one is surprised!

Ashley Miller, 18, was charged with two counts of sexual activities involving animals after Bradenton investigators found the graphic photos stashed on her cell phone.

The 18-year-old coaxed her dog, 2-face, into licking her vagina between 30 and 40 times over the past five years, she told police according to documents obtained by the Smoking Gun.

She also admitted to making her previous dog, a pit bull Rottweiler mix named Scarface, perform oral sex on her, too.

Miller told cops that 2-face lives at her grandmother’s house in Bradenton. Each time she wanted to have sex with the dog, she’d lock herself in a bedroom, take off her pants and call 2-face over.

The pup would “put her snout into her vagina on her own” without Miller forcing her into the act, the teen claimed. Miller said that’s where the sex ended: she never touched 2-face sexually, she said.

One of her family members was always inside the house, Miller said, but they were unaware of what was happening in the bedroom.

During at least two of the oral sex sessions, Miller snapped photos of the pup licking her vagina. Cops discovered the puppy porn in two hidden folders on Miller’s phone, one titled “2-face fun” and another titled “Me.”

While the sex had been going on for at least five years, less than 10 of the acts happened after Miller turned 18 in February, she said.

2-face showed no signs of injury when a vet checked her out. Miller is scheduled for arraignment July (2015.)

(Story courtesy of the NY Daily News)