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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Two At Once

Created: 06 March 2017
Hits: 2066

I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.

"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."

And that's when the fight started...

Sharing is Caring

Created: 28 February 2017
Hits: 1809

My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"

I told her: "Both of them."

And that's when the fight started...

 

Save A Trip To The Pet Shop

Created: 25 February 2017
Hits: 1881

I asked my wife if we should get a pet for around the house.

She said she already has all the pets she needs: A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.

And that's when the fight started...

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