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Flowers For Valentines Day

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 14 February 2015
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My wife called me on Valentines Day and said, "Three of the girls here in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine's Day. They are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they received flowers."

And that's when the fight started...

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