And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"

I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."

And that;s when the fight started...

My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.

I said great, we should hold auditions for her part.

And that's when the fight started...

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you for free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

And that's when the fight started...

My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.

So I did - the middle one.

And that's when the fight started...