And that's when the fight started...
I'm just sayin... that's all.
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I asked my wife if we should get a pet for around the house.
She said she already has all the pets she needs: A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.
And that's when the fight started...
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I asked my wife what she thought my two greatest assets were?
She said: "A closed mouth and an open wallet."
And that's when the fight started...
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My wife was lying in bed a little dissatisfied with my performance when she asked: "What do my clitoris, our anniversary, and the fuckin' toilet have in common?" I said "You got me."
She said: "You miss them all."
And that's when the fight started...