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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

The Time Is Now

Created: 12 May 2017
Hits: 2664

Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"

Husband: "I do."

And that's when the fight started...

Best If Used By

Created: 30 April 2017
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Wife asks her spouse: "What are you doing?" Her husband says: "Nothing." So she presses him: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for the last hour."

He tells her: "Well... yeah... I was looking for the expiration date."

And that's when the fight started...

Let's Just Pretend

Created: 25 April 2017
Hits: 2642

A new bride was embarrassed to be on her honeymoon. When she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.

He responded, "Sure. You carry the luggage!"

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife came out of the shower, winked at me and said, "I shaved my pussy! You know what that means?"

I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."

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The Time Is Now

Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"

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Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"

Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."

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