When's the best time to put out the cat?
When it's on fire.
My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"
I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"
And that's when the fight started...
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
