Safety First | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 17 May 2017; Hits: 962

When's the best time to put out the cat?

When it's on fire.

#jokes One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage. I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out." And that's…

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