Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
