Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
