Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.
His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
