Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
