Just Plain Funny

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A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.

How do men sort out their laundry?

Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

Nacho comes before a judge. The judge asks: "Why're you here?" Nacho tells him: "I'm accused of starting my Xmas shopping early."

The judge says, "That's not a crime. How early did you start?"

Nacho says, "Before the store opened."