Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 25 June 2016

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I know I've been married too long. Last week I went to the doctor. He asked: "Have you had sex in the last seven days?" And I said: "No, my birthday's in April."

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 14 October 2015

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So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 14 July 2017

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 10 December 2015

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Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.