Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

I know I've been married too long. Last week I went to the doctor. He asked: "Have you had sex in the last seven days?" And I said: "No, my birthday's in April."

So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.