What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?
Draw a dick on it.
Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.
The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
