What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
I told my wife, "Honey, I bought some Olympic condoms today. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
She replied, "Why not wear Silver and not finish first for a change?"
And that's when the fight started...
How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
