What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."
And that's when the fight started...
Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
