What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Good morning, Your Honor."
The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."
She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"
Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.
"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.
And that's when the fight started...
