What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
You should never make jokes about vaginas...
Period.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
