What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.
