What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
Valentines Day is going to be great! I'm guaranteed to fuck my wife up the ass tonight.
She's dyslexic and thinks it's Vaseline Day.
I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"
I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."
And that's when the fight started...
Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
