What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.
The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.
The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."
