Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.
A woman was in bed screwing her husband's best friend when the phone rang
After hanging up, she says, "That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you."
How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
My contribution to poetry & truth:
Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.
