Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.
What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.
It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
