Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.
I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"
I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."
And that's when the fight started...
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets the crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
