My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
So he shouts back: "Tits"
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
