Total Recall Times Two

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"

A woman asks the pharmacist if he carries extra-large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy some?"

The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait for the next guy that buys a box?"