Total Recall Times Two

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Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

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Finger Lickin' Kentucky Fried Chicken!

Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.