Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?
You could easily fit another pair of tits there!
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."
And that's when the fight started...
Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.