Total Recall Times Two

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!

My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."

And that's when the fight started...

Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.