Total Recall Times Two

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

I told my wife: "Honey, I don't like how you look with the new glasses on." She said: "Sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."

I said: "Yeah, but I do."

And that's when the fight started...

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.