Total Recall Times Two

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.