What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Good morning, Your Honor."
What's white, smells, and is found in panties?
Clitty litter.
(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)
Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian kicked me out.
