What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Good morning, Your Honor."
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
I was in bed with this chick last night. She turned to me and whispered in a low, sexy voice: "I want tonight to be magical"
So I fucked her and disappeared.
What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?
Take them off next time.
