What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Good morning, Your Honor."
My wife thought I was too damn bossy, always acting like a typical male, so she called me a male chauvinist pig.
I looked at her sweetly and said: "Honey, the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman who won't do what she's told."
And that's when the fight started...
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
