What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Good morning, Your Honor."
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"
So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."
And that's when the fight started...
