What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What about a deer with no eyes & no legs?
Still no idea.
And a deer with no eyes, no legs & no dick?
Still no fuckin' idea.
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?
Down, Fido, down boy!
