What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
Husband says to his wife, "Here's 2 aspirin & a glass of water for your headache."
"I don't have a headache." His wife tells him
"Good. Now strip. We're fucking."
What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A fucking know-it-all.
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
