What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.
His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
