What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"
She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."
And that's when the fight started...
Why do women wear black underwear?
They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
