What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
Dear Santa,
I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...
Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!
- Billy
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
