I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
When do you know you've been married too long?
The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.
How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
A plane is about to crash. A woman stands up and yells, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Who's going to be man enough to do it?"
A large man stands up and rips his shirt off, "Here! Iron this!"
