I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?
You start asking your wife for sex.
The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"
I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."
And that's when the fight started...
It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
