Get A Job | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 05 March 2016; Hits: 1322

I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.

It needs more work.

#jokes What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha? Your last blow job.

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