I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.
As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.
I know I've been married too long. Last week I went to the doctor. He asked: "Have you had sex in the last seven days?" And I said: "No, my birthday's in April."
The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."
She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"
