I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."
