Where does a one-legged waitress work?
IHOP
What's her name?
Ilene
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
A guy takes his date back to her place. He gets her up to her bedroom where he sees a wall full of fluffy toys.
After he fucks her he asks her: "How was I?"
She says: "Take anything from the bottom shelf."
