Where does a one-legged waitress work?
IHOP
What's her name?
Ilene
Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"
Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."
Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
How are women like hardwood floors?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
