Where does a one-legged waitress work?
IHOP
What's her name?
Ilene
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."
Today was no exception.
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
