Where does a one-legged waitress work?
IHOP
What's her name?
Ilene
A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No. They're dead."
What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.
