Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"
"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."
Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.
