Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
A drunk wakes up in a cemetery in a freshly-dug grave. He thinks: If I'm alive, why's there a tombstone? If I'm dead, why do I have to piss?
What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?
45 minutes.
How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
