In The Blink Of An Eye | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 18 April 2015; Hits: 1324

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

#jokes If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin? A blowjob.

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Angry Burger King customer arrested for Michael Douglas movie reference

#WTF?! Man threatens to shoot gun in fast food restaurant mimicking movie scene. In the 1993 movie “Falling Down,” Michael Douglas plays a downtrodden divorcee who shoots a gun inside a fast-food restaurant after being told he can’t have breakfast because he’s too late.