Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest & a pilot are in a plane that's about to crash.
The pilot says: "Well, we only have three parachutes, let's give them to the three Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."
The lawyer says: "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says: "Do we have time?"
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
