Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A fucking know-it-all.
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
